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getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

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spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

I stared at this for 30 seconds worried that I would be struck down if I laughed

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keepafreespirit:

*Drinks vodka* *gags* “Ugh I hate vodka” *Drinks vodka*

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sinningbravely:

Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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heteroh:

when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

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